You won’t believe what she did to me today! I was having a wonderful time in the garden. It was a nice sunny day, not so hot that I had to stick my tough out or go for a nice swim in the pond. Just a nice pleasant afternoon.
Then Joanna comes out and puts a lead on me. Puts a lead on me! ME! In my own garden no less. Before I know it I am back inside and the door is shut. I know. She shut the door on me. I was not impressed, and I told her that in no uncertain terms.
And what does she say? “Sorry Duke, but mum says you are not allowed to dig holes in the garden.”
Allowed. ALLOWED. Honestly who does she think is in charge around here?
